I mean, the title is pretty self-explanatory. It’s a book containing a bunch of rambling, half-remembered stories about all the women I’ve dated in my life along with a few I never actually dated but who inspired a chapter anyway.

This book sprung out of a series of Facebook posts I made a few years ago where I rummaged through my memory to tell...

Lewis with a ‘W’ Finkman is back in this short story (roughly 5K words). Home from summer camp and starting his Freshman Year in High School, Lewis with a ‘W’ Finkman makes a new “friend”, Brandon, a fellow Freshman who doesn’t really care much for the annoying Lewis Finkman and only tolerates him because they share the same path home from...

Kevin Norman didn’t even want to go to summer camp. He told his parents over and over that he’d rather spend the summer someplace with a lot fewer bugs and a lot less sunlight. But did they listen? No. And now not only is he stuck for the summer at Camp Prometheus, but he’s also stuck there with Lewis Finkman, quite possibly the most annoying...